Cookhouse adopts meaty ideas

Sending shockwaves through anti-cruelty eaters across campus, the Noontime Cookhouse is taking advice from failed VP Internal candidate Sendan Brullivan.

The U4 Music (Triangle) student suggested that the vegan café, located in the basement tunnel between Mac Med and the Education Building, switch its weekend 8:45 a.m. servings from strictly organic, locally-grown vegan offerings to meat from at least 1,000 miles outside Montreal.

“Turns out the best way for things to get done around here is when student politicians centre their campaigns around changes to a service they neglect to consult,” U3 Physics student O’Ria McRean said, before looking around to see if his friends might show up today.

And then, like every other day, he tallied up his regrets.v