Campus loses itself in caution

Students looking to do a wide variety of regular things were trumped by randomly placed yellow caution tape woven around stairways, bike racks, and building entrances this past week in an attempt to curb campus routine by adding unnecessarily large amount of tape all around the place.

McGill Security identified the lone taper as the ultimate downer and U3 Physics student O’Ria McRean.

“What better way to make campus space safe than to cover it in the word ‘Danger?’” McRean said, adding, “Nothing to see here, keep it movin’ folks” to no one in particular.

“I always walk into that tape,” U3 Humanistic BioMedical Sciences student Menny Jarkowitz said.

“Sometimes you win some, sometimes you lose some, y’know?” McRean chimed in.

I might know that, and I might know a lot of things. But that doesn’t make it okay. Capiche?