Daily stoops to new lows

After including not one but two pen-to-paper attempts at increasing readership, The McGill Daily, a twice-weekly independent student newspaper in Montreal, stepped way over the fucking edge.

“Sudoku? Is that a fucking joke?” said frequent writer Kicky Reitner.

“I don’t know, I think it’s pry’okay,” said exchange student Webecca Rithers, adding, “But I don’t know what was going on with that last page. All the headlines were gargantuan, they used that stupid ‘WANTED’ font again, and it just looked like a bucket of filth.”

Reitner said that last comment reminded him of a particularly choice YouTube video featuring all-star American news reportage focusing on the many appearances of Jesus: on Cheetos, on a cat, in ice cream; the list goes on.

“I find it a therapeutic exercise to look into all the most recent appearances of a formerly Arab dude.”