Love, Sex, and Magic reign

Have you walked down the street lately? There is a certain something in the air, and that certain something is Love, Sex, and Magic.

Love, Sex, and Magic have been on the lips, and also the minds, of several members of a local bar.

“I don’t know, I really think I like Love, Sex, and Magic sometimes, but other times, I’m not so sure,” Louise Johnson, bar patron and local small business owner said.

“Yesterday I was talking to my younger son, and he was talking about Love, Sex, and Magic. It was something we both knew about, so I was pretty excited about that,” said Stacy Frangopoulos.

While there has been a certain sense of Love, Sex, and Magic for the everyday human being on the street, there is also an embrace of what some have called “the zeitgeist.”

Scientists at the Science Academy are excited to be studying Love, Sex, and Magic.

“George over there is studying Sex, Beverly is studying Magic, I think Dr. Stevens – and I say Dr. Stevens because he is at another department, and I only talk about people in my department with their first names, but Dr. Stevens is studying the effects of Love and Sex on Magic,” said Annabelle.

“What is really great is when you can go home and talk about work, and my family is talking about the same things that I am studying at work,” she said.

Some scientists were just happy to be here.

“It is really a privilege to just, you know, be here, in these problems, at these issues. Although the organization of the place can be a little confusing – not to get off track, but I got lost in the elevator yesterday – but I am just glad to be here,” said Dr. Stevens, a scientist that works in another department.

While the mood on the street seems genial, the Ministry for Love and Magic is reeling to deal with a flood of new requests.

“We simply can’t deal with all these new requests, it’s a flood,” said John Hoodleboodle Jr., one of the desk clerks at the Ministry.

“I mean, I have spoken to my children, children that I have, about Love, Sex, and Magic – this talk, although discreet, was also something I enjoyed – but regardless, there seems to be this real disconnect between what we are fucking talking about, and what happens at the Ministry,” Hoodleboodle said.

The official government line, however, takes a different and dissimilar tact.

“The government is in full support of Love, Sex, and Magic, and we are taking every possible step to ensure the speedy delivery and secure circulation of Love, Sex, and Magic,” said District Manager Poopwalrus.

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