Fuck This!

1: Fuck the arrogance of power

So the Attorney General of my homeland decides to run for Senate. She’s gunning for the seat vacated by the death of long-time comrade of the common man Edward Kennedy. This woman has the effrontery to assume NOBODY could vote against a Democrat in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. She rests right on her fucking laurels, refuses to debate just her Republican opponent – a former Cosmo model, no less – and acts like she should be able to dictate the terms of this election. No ads till the last minute. No big guns til the last week. Then the idiot realizes she’s behind in the polls so she calls in Clinton and she calls in Obama. And what does that accomplish?

JACK SHIT.

Too little too late, you fucking cretin. And now you lost it. You lost the bluest of blue states. And I fucking hate that term, but seriously, you fucking moron. No campaign. No fucking effort. Couldn’t be bothered to lift your pinky. Way to fucking go.

Might I remind you what the stakes were? HEALTHCARE, YOU MORON. The seat you lost was the seat held for what, a fucking century? by the fucking champion of healthcare. No matter if this bill was some ridiculous fascistic suturing the state and the insurance industry together into some seamless inseparable vampiristic mass feeding off the money of the millions of ill people in the United States. At least it was something.

And you fucking blew it.

Way to go, Martha Coakley. I regret voting for your sorry ass.

2: Eat shit, Pat Robertson

Are you honestly going to blame this on a pact made with the Devil? Why don’t you just shut the fuck up already.