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HONEST FROSH A HIT
Regrets, beerfarts fill campus
Neopagans form prayer circle for booze, “play”
Hooligans leave campus a pigsty, says your mother
MORNING-AFTER PILL SUPPLIES DANGEROUSLY LOW, SAYS RAMQ
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Fuck this: Fuck this nearly infernal heat
Did you ever see that medieval drawing of hell? It’s in the Hortus deliciarum manuscript. Framed with images of people burning alive, it depicts little imps on four floors torturing people who are surrounded by flames. Six or seven people...
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Métromètre: September 1, 2010
Back-to-school edition
The Daily's weekly quality of life index.
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One-hundred word story
Here she is – Al, sitting on a bench halfway up Mont Royal, panting from the climb and staring out at the world. Through the knobby, naked branches of the forest, she can just see the sprawl of the city...
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WANTED
These two gentleman are wanted in connection with a string of vending machine robberies totalling over $5,000, and lotto ticket forgery.
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Apple releases cum shield
Development addresses concerns with iPad
Apple unveiled its patented semen shield today in order to address the concerns of worried consumers who found themselves mainly using their new iPads to masturbate to Internet pornography. “When I go to boobs.com,” commented pre-purchaser Vill Wanderbilt, “I don’t...
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Campus rids itself of liability
McGill University to become “University at McGill”
In a press release heard around the downtown campus world Friday morning, senior administrators announced that they had solved every liability issue ever by removing all official ties to the now amoeba-like institution formerly known as “McGill University.” “It’s genius!...
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The Future
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Things That Should Be Done
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Canadian Girl Dolls
Tina North Van, BC Accessories: Oversized headphones with tape deck, skateboard, bong, moccasins Tina’s accompanying book, Tina’s Trip, covers her adventures in the American Southwest where she experimented with peyote and got her nose pierced. Tina loves “chilling” and skinny...
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Fuck This!
Hetero fantasies, anti-intellectualism, toilet paper
Fuck hetero fantasies Fuck threesome jokes. Really, fuck that. They make what I’m saying feel illegitimate. They take a serious moment and turn it into a joke. Perhaps more importantly, they take my idea of intimacy and morph it into...
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Who wore it better?
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Community mural retouched
Off-Campus Eye
With a spring in their step, budding artists expand grassroots art project. Milton-Parc residents rejoice.
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Chalk artists all over campus
Anti-propaganda propaganda fails to recognize stupidity, unintended irony
Accusations of referendum bylaw infractions, poor handwriting skills, and general fucking annoyingness are being thrown around campus in response to the masked chalk writers who exhibited their discontent with the non-existent “McGill Daily fee” all over the place last Friday....