Campus stunned to discover Daily editors hate The Daily more than they do
“I hate everyone in this bar”
E.k. EK - Articles
Radicals distracted by pointless online games, quizzes
Administrators and police “pleased” with general calm
SHMU campaigns gain unprecedented momentum
Debates moved to Perky-Milson Stadium to accommodate large turnout
“Everybody in this building needs to be shot into outer space”
SHMU Council meeting runs until wee hours, discusses referendum motions
Ask The Weekly: Skin care
Tips for ethereally beautiful skin
British TV series to be aired as a series of GIFs
Cost-effective strategy “cuts out the middleman”
Tips on destruction of archives distributed
Conservative government recommends burning books for warmth
McGall addresses petitions for demographic overhaul
Emotional appeals for all bros to be replaced by unthinkably large rabbits
Ally Days draws strong support at McGall
Attendees nodded empathically, told marginalized people “that must totally suck”
Suzie Forte installed as elaborate artwork
Exhibit a draw for prospective students and collectors
Students invited to “revel in glory” of McGall weaponry
Open house includes tour of hangar, bomb range
SHMU Council accidentally motions to impeach themselves
Motion amended during GA, but was a “close call”
Student of the week(ly)
Persistent Existential Dread, U∞ Pins and Needles
McGall green-lights new department and minor
More Cthulhu and heterosexual men promised for 2014
Campus news briefs
Students agree on mouse problem on McGall campus New poll results have been officially released by the Students’ Headquarters of McGall University (SHMU), showing that… Read More »Campus news briefs