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Couple hope to move out of SSMU vending machine soon

“Relationship might develop further,” says one

Angry critics pick up arms in response

Editorial board finds paper’s being harmful to the environment

The brown couch by the door of the SSMU lounge

Referendum scheduled for October

Admin’s peace offering a trojan horse

Climate change “a total fucking wimp,” says Fendy

Humble administrator refuses to accept Nobel prize

Newly-announced director Steve McQueen says sex scenes proving “difficult to coordinate”

Fendelson “viscerally sick” at world-record fruit salad