McGall set to strike in alternate utopian universe
It would almost be funny if it wasn’t so real
Heaven Sent - Articles
Dear Abby (or Roland Barthes)
Love struggles meets structuralism
Wishbone episodes that could never be
With episode synopses
Hemingway eats at Quesada
Newly discovered short story
McGall and Montreal unite to limit student mobility
McTavish construction “first step” in audacious plan
List of rejected Carnival names by a team of English Majors
Listed by reason for rejection
Rankings drop, portal to hell appears on lower field
Demons making “snide comments” about McGall’s global standing
Incidents of “visceral flashbacks” on the rise among fourth-year students
WalkSafe, MROs, Fendelson weigh in on epidemic
Administration disappointed by reaction to latest world record attempt
Claim world’s biggest waterslide “thoroughly misunderstood”
Where shall I row to?
I’m not even twenty but being twenty is going to be so #hard