The horror, the horror
No escape from sandwiches
Compendium!
Lies, Half Truths, and Shit Not to be Taken Seriously.
Academic ambivalence
Two undergrads with a strong view of the future and the past
A SHMU-logy
Today we gather; whether it be at a keg party, or model UN meeting. From the Education building, to 688 Sherbrooke, we are all overcome… Read More »A SHMU-logy
Hemingway eats at Quesada
Newly discovered short story
Dean of Farts throws tantrum
Dean Manfreddo actually a baby, according to new consensus
Westeros Gazette
Daenerys Targaryen The great white saviour of the series, Daenerys’ mission is to free all people of colour from their own incivility an with a… Read More »Westeros Gazette
McGall and Montreal unite to limit student mobility
McTavish construction “first step” in audacious plan
Fuck this(es)
Fuck fruit flies Fuck those little insect assholes that swarm around my food the minute I take it out of the cupboard. Where in God’s… Read More »Fuck this(es)
Treatment for cishet bullshit found!
A McGill bro recants
FUCK THIS: A fuckoff to arms
Fuck slow walkers To you dawdling fucks who get in everyone’s way on the pavement. Fuck you, you are the fucking scum of the earth.… Read More »FUCK THIS: A fuckoff to arms
Campus stunned to discover Daily editors hate The Daily more than they do
“I hate everyone in this bar”
Mainstream Political Figures Reciting Talking Points initiative prompted by Hillary Clinton speech
Promises exactly what it sounds like
Radicals distracted by pointless online games, quizzes
Administrators and police “pleased” with general calm
Dear Reanimated Corpse of Roland Barthes
Advice from philosophers, poets, and bullshitters of old
Friendly political discourse surrounds election campaigns
Websites of past failed SHMU candidates linger online like ghosts