SHMU campaigns gain unprecedented momentum
Debates moved to Perky-Milson Stadium to accommodate large turnout
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McGall Engineering innovation a step forward for mammal-reptile equity
Inventor hoping for reptiles in 2018 Olympics
“Everybody in this building needs to be shot into outer space”
SHMU Council meeting runs until wee hours, discusses referendum motions
Goodbye and thanks for all the memes
McGall Memes supremo reflects on a neglected art form
Ex-Weekly editor tells all on discreddit thread
Reveals juicy details of sitting in basement listening to T. Swift for literal hours
New Chancellor rises from raucous ranks
Conclave emerges from secluded cabin for walk of shame
List of rejected Carnival names by a team of English Majors
Listed by reason for rejection
Kinda Student-run Café relocated to third floor of Mecock Building
Complex Bureaucratic Process moves Farts Admissions to former location of Le Pink Girl
Ask The Weekly: Skin care
Tips for ethereally beautiful skin
British TV series to be aired as a series of GIFs
Cost-effective strategy “cuts out the middleman”
Tips on destruction of archives distributed
Conservative government recommends burning books for warmth
McGall rocked by wildcat violence
Campus addicts despair as administration discovers two underground narco-rings
McGall addresses petitions for demographic overhaul
Emotional appeals for all bros to be replaced by unthinkably large rabbits
Ally Days draws strong support at McGall
Attendees nodded empathically, told marginalized people “that must totally suck”