Coffee is the uncaused cause
Scientists surprised, everyone else already awake
Compendium!
Lies, Half Truths, and Shit Not to be Taken Seriously.
Di Anna awarded Royal Kiss
Princes Di Anna, Vice Principal (Counting and Adding Up) at McGall University, has been awarded a Royal Kiss for his service to ledgers and graph… Read More »Di Anna awarded Royal Kiss
Administration releases building blueprints, access codes
Small, “lair-like” space discovered beneath SSMU building
CampuSPOTspot
Wonderful hues! Check out the ashen sweater and granite shirt combo.
Where shall I row to?
I’m not even twenty but being twenty is going to be so #hard
University administration endorses ‘yes’ vote
Campus publications praised for “insight and brilliance”
Knowledge complete, say academics
All further investigation will be repetition
McGill releases Statement of Values and Principles Concerning Freedom of Expression and Freedom of Peaceful Assembly
Dear members of the McGill Community and Market place: We would like to thank those of you who took the time, to share your opinions… Read More »McGill releases Statement of Values and Principles Concerning Freedom of Expression and Freedom of Peaceful Assembly
Radical students secretly “bro-out”
Left-wing activists also fans of new Twilight movie
New eco-friendly library building opens
Students thrilled by “wall-less” design
Hipsters likely to be full of shit
Study recommends never talking to one
Anarcho-syndicalist Dean clamps down on unions
Kostapolice’s ascent of career ladder described as “ruthless”
Goodcopolous bans students from campus after rager
Despite insisting that he was “down, man” and “totally not a narc,” new Dean of Students Andres Goodcopolous was once again turned away from a… Read More »Goodcopolous bans students from campus after rager
French Situationist appointed Dean of Discipline and Irony
Radical infiltrator part of admin “fifth column”