Fuck Yeah!
fuck yeah, pumpkin spice! fuck yeah, sleeping in with no alarm set! fuck yeah, reasonably priced vegetables! fuck yeah, orange and red and yellow leaves!… Read More »Fuck Yeah!
Compendium!
Lies, Half Truths, and Shit Not to be Taken Seriously.
CLASSIFIEDS
Mile End Sublet turns out moving in with partner of two weeks was not a smart idea. must be okay with cats, my ex has… Read More »CLASSIFIEDS
Big Suze Says “Trans Rights!”
(Loudly.)
Crossword Answers!
Crossword of April 8, 2019
Macdonald Campus Gothic
– There are three girls in your 8:30 class who are always early. No matter how soon you arrive, they are already seated in the… Read More »Macdonald Campus Gothic
Big Suze Allegedly Strikes Again
Students who dragged themselves out of bed and onto campus last Thursday might have noticed that James McGill got a fancy new coat of pink… Read More »Big Suze Allegedly Strikes Again
Big Suze Caught Green-Handed
Principal Allegedly Guilty of Defacing Statue
HECKin HOROSCOPES
Week of April 1, 2019
Crossword Answers!
Crossword of March 25, 2019
We The People Must Communize Printer Ink
My friends: how many times have you, an honest, humble, pas-d’hygiene-de-la-vie proletarian, trudged wearily into your local Best Buy, purchased a single cartridge of printer… Read More »We The People Must Communize Printer Ink
HECKin HOROSCOPES
Week of March 25, 2019
McGill Scams Its Principal
$2019.03 in the Name of Counselling Services
Poetry: Ode to the 20-Year Old Virgin
With your birthday rapidly approaching, and your virginity as absolutely intact as a social construct can be, this is for you. When you turned 16,… Read More »Poetry: Ode to the 20-Year Old Virgin
HECK’in HOROSCOPES!
Week of February 18, 2019