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A work of spoetry (look it up)

An anarchist solves your problems!

Your resource for keeping up with the gods

From the fields of McGall to the moons of Jupiter

Board of Guv’nors passes emergency new year’s resolution to help befuddled boss

Arts building renovation efforts hit unexpected roadblock

Students overwhelmingly in favour of anarcho-syndicalist restructuring

By-election of the decade to determine listserv quality

Rockstar philosophers debate the meaning of Halloween

Giant smoke sesh marks inspiring beginnings for the marijuana majority